Free time...

No work scheduled for today or tomorrow.. Really weird. 10 o clock just sitting around the (messy) house....What to do... what to do....

A REAL nightmare

I was tossing and turning all night in the grips of that evil demon insomnia..... Then I woke up?!?!

Banks?

So I went to my nice friendly Credit Union to get a loan for a new car.
 Nice friendly Loretta took one look at me and started jumping me through a bunch of flaming hoops.
   I rebelled and went to the dealer and got a loan from....... another credit union that did not even know me(Del Norte)
  Of course I am now hurt because obviously Loretta must have not liked my pretty face.

Talking to a friend about my hurt feelings. She could not get a car loan from her nice little credit union. (del norte)  So she had to go get the dealer to get her a loan from some other credit union.......

Familiarity does breed contempt?!?!

Wage slave

the collar around the neck of mortgage hell has been exacerbated by ankle chains of truck payments and stress of vehicular end of life arrangements

Goat/dog

Impulsively traded milk goat for horseshoeing. Brought goat home worried about dogs hurting her. No problem.Only problem is that the goat decided she was a dog and the young dog taught her how to use the dog door.
  Goat not potty trained.....

Some dude got up early made coffee, cleaned the bathroom put clothes away swept and vacuumed. After that I was sure I was not myself. Looked in the mirror and sure enough it was some other dude