death of a kangaroo rat

A very sad story ( if you are a rat)
  

the long way

broke down car . pick up passenger drop him off at his house. he tells me a scenic route home...

Two ours later lost in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I had thought of this.

Last time I had the kids 6 wake up was pre-dawn. This week we got alarm clocks. That's right plural. Big Ben for Ben and some crazy ninja cuckoo for Soren.
  Ben set his for 5 so hw can watch tv.... Then it broke.
  So last night working till forever kids asleep by 10:30.
  6am horrible noise from kids room. Soren " Daddy, my alarum is broken, it wants me to get up in the middle of the night!"
 Daddy, "Bring it here. What time is it?" Looking for phone clock lovely assistant
    Soren brings clock.
 The damn thing says it is 6 am even thought it is pitch dark outside. It must be broken... Daddy finally finds phone... 6:02 am phone starts making noises.. "daddy and Soren #$%$&%^&(%*$
   Luckily the bus was 10 mintues late

Long day

drop boys off at 7:30 shoe horses like crazy, dentist pick up kids shoe horses make horse shoes home at 10...

mortgage!

My mortgage company "forgot" to pay my property taxes. The odd thing is that I actually go a letter of apology!
   On the other hand if you make your regular payments early you are still charged full interest as if the payment was on time.....

Good Coffee?

I started drinking coffee about ten years ago and until today I never made a good cup.
either my taste buds are dead or I actually made good coffee